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troyesivanismyqueen:

heterophobicgoat:

"I hate gays"

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"but lesbians can stay as long as i can watch"

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"Lesbians are disgusting"

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"but I like gay guys because they can help me with shopping"

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(Source: , via caelianna)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via notsyrups)

contradictionaddiction:

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same

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killtheweirdkid:

next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life

(Source: neptunain, via vodkaliciousunflower)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird

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birdicons, for birds

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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via werewuff)